I JUST CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS WAS PLAYING WHEN I SAW THIS GIF AND.
i
this fucking website
THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANT HAHHAHHA
This is why we can’t have nice things, Tumblr…
#i ACTUALLY CANNOT BREATHE #ianthe’s ugly laughing tag is the best thing ever#good.
I TOLD YALL
Even people who should know better fall prey to this.
I wear makeup at conferences, because for me it’s part of dressing up as a professional and it gives me confidence. Day-to-day, and especially when travelling, I don’t bother. At the end of the last conference we went to, we were getting ready to leave for the airport and my (female) boss was like
“… are you sick?”
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Matt Smith attends the 72nd Annual George Foster Peabody Awards (May 20, 2013)
NO! His luscious locks… gone.
Giving the commencement speech at historically black Morehouse College, Obama says African-Americans have “no time for excuses” if they want success.===
As my friend, author and activist Keeanga-Yamahtta Taylor put it: “First Michelle and now the President. The Obamas seem to have a special zeal and lust for ignoring the racial inequality that keeps African Americans disproportionately unemployed and impoverished and thus creating the conditions for homes to be foreclosed and schools to be shuttered. They have no shame: “Nobody cares how tough your upbringing was. Nobody cares if you suffered some discrimination. And moreover, you have to remember that whatever you’ve gone through, it pales in comparison to the hardships previous generations endured — and they overcame them. And if they overcame them, you can overcome them, too…”
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
The Wednesday hearing began with student senator Jesse Seitz reportedly asking the nominee, Stephen Piotrkowski, how he could possibly interact and serve a minority community as a white male.
Piotrkowski reportedly attempted to appeal to the Student Senate on the grounds that he identifies as a religious minority and has a lesbian sister, but it was to no avail.
After about thirty more minutes of questioning, the Senate voted to block Piotrkowski’s appointment.
Ian Coley, a student on the Associate Student Government Diversity and Inclusion Committee, later said white heterosexual males are not qualified to hold the position of associate vice president of diversity and inclusion.
“This university is not ready, in any capacity, for a heterosexual white male to be in charge in any way of diversity and inclusion,” said Coley, according to the Daily Northwestern.
“I don’t know if any university is,” he reportedly added.
Keep up the great work.
This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
such a great moment
meanwhile it is raining knives
very helpful.
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“My sophomore year of college my girlfriends bought me my first vibrator,” Michelle says. “I was really intimidated by it because I hadn’t really explored my sexuality in terms of self pleasure. I remember sitting at my kitchen table thinking, ‘Oh my gosh… I’m supposed to stick this up WHERE?’ and so to get my courage up, I wrote this motivational song. True story!”
“Then October of 2012 I met Joe Wesley, and together we co-produced and directed the song and music video. Basically the message I’d like to send to women is that masturbation doesn’t need to be intimidating, it should be fun, positive and healthy! And the toys are really cute too… so why be scared of them?”
rebageling for the bike sequence i laughed so fucking hard